I love myself today
Not like yesterday
I'm cool, I'm calm
I'm gonna be okay!
Uh huh

Bif Naked, "I Love Myself Today"

I wish I could feel that way. I despise myself with such a burning hatred right now that it threatens to consume me completely.

I'm disrespectful.
I'm selfish.
I'm insensitive.
I'm uncommunicative.
I'm thoughtless.
I'm self-centred.
I'm unloving.
I'm abnormal.

I feel like some kind of a monster...

Can I be fixed? Who knows...